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Gadaffi remarks upsets Sheikhs

Gadaffi remarks upsets Sheikhs Gadaffi leads Muslims in prayer during celebrations to mark the birth of Prophet Muhammad at Nakivubo on Wednesday MUSLIM leaders in Uganda have dismissed the Libyan leader’s remarks that non-Muslims can make pilgrimages to Islamic holy sites in Mecca as a departure from the Koran. They also questioned his faith. More...

Revolutionary leaders retire, says lecturer A SENIOR Makerere University lecturer of history has disputed Libyan President Col. Muammar Gadaffi’s view that revolutionaries do not retire. Closing the second Afro-Arab youth festival at Speke Commonwealth Resort Munyonyo on Monday, Gadaffi told his host, President Yoweri Museveni, not to leave power, arguing that revolutionaries do not retire. More...

‘Libya leader needs truth’ - Catholic cleric LIBYAN leader Col. Muammar Gadaffi should stop deceiving the world and seek the truth, the Kampala Catholic Archbishop has said. More...

Stalemate over Cabinet positions

Stalemate over Cabinet positions President Kibaki and Prime minister-designate Mr Raila Odinga meet on Tuesday as a silent war rages in the backstage between key figures in the two main blocs. full story Soul searching in Central Kenya This year’s Easter holiday is like no other in the country’s history. full story Narcotics: A raw nerve that no one dares touch When investigating the multi-billion shilling narcotics business in Coast Province, one is met with authorities’ conspiracy of silence. full story Election fraud whistle blower on the run A team has been sworn-in to look at how the Electoral Commission of Kenya handled the General Election last year. full story

Kenyans should expect a bloated cabinet as the haggling between PNU and ODM for choice ministries, especially those seen as key and strategic continues. President Kibaki is expected to meet ODM leader Raila Odinga on Tuesday to finalise the list of a new cabinet.

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HEADLINES Bishop calls for redefinition of national ‘peace and tranquility’ :::Tanesco to retain power transmission monopoly :::‘Unrelenting social problems threaten our stability’ :::No to national grid privatization, construction of parallel grids :::WHO says it’s unaware of local production of ARVs :::Kilimanjaro TCCIA to meet for means to boost economy :::Safia workers blame their bosses for funds misappropriation :::Kilimanjaro robbers invent ways for nocturnal raids :::Fire razes 2 dormitories at St. Francis dormitories :::Cleric: Thieves must pay back :::288 Kurasini resident lose eviction petition :::Muslims urged to cherish peace :::Sauwasa collects paltry 45.4m/- as 2007/8 water bills :::Gvt. to address corruption charges against bus operators, Kombe :::Students beat man to death for ‘stealing’ iron :::Full scale mining could hit Mwanza with power shortage :::Authorities in efforts to control quelea quelea :::Mpanda needs 12bn/- for irrigation scheme :::Syringe sharing groups risk contracting AIDS :::Driver’s murder probe ‘not complete yet’ :::Court orders Registrar to pay NIC workers :::Moshi NBC robber case hearing Thursday :::MUWSA compensates Shiri water source inhabitants :::Mob kills villager on witchcraft beliefs :::140 Water User Associations formed in 8 years :::Dar to host Tanzania-India ICT centre :::AU force readies Anjouan invasion :::Govt stops village leaders-investors contracts :::Arusha-Namanga road for facelift :::Govt rules out relocation of Loliondo villagers :::

TAZARA goods wagon as seen at the scene of accident along Kipunguni area in Dar es Salaam yesterday. TOP STORY :: Tanesco to retain power transmission monopoly THE government has no plans to privatize the national grid nor will it allow private companies to construct parallel grids, the HABARI Mtoto mdogo atelekezwa baa Dar ::: Majambazi yateka kijiji wapora fedha na kubaka ::: Waziri Mwangunga azima mgogoro Loliondo ::: Watanzania wanaosoma India ::: Maiti zazikwa kizembe Loliondo ::: Kiongozi wa wakulima afariki dunia ::: 25 washikiliwa Polisi kwa mihadarati ::: Moto waunguza mabweni ya seminari ya St Francis ::: Yanga yaweka mikakati ya kuiangamiza Alakhdar ::: TPC Open sasa Aprili 5 ::: 10 kushiriki NBL ::: Wanariadha wa nje ruksa nusu Marathon-Musomi ::: Wabunge, Tanesco na kilio cha Watanzania ::: Mgonjwa asimulia yaliyompata saluni ::: Mamlaka 7 zaomba zipandishe gharama za maji ::: Simba kuunguruma leo? ::: Ni ufisadi mtupu Pasaka ::: K-CI na Jojo wasifu muziki wa Tanzania ::: Wanariadha wa nje ruksa nusu Marathon-Musomi ::: K-CI na Jojo wasifu muziki wa Tanzania ::: 10 kushiriki NBL ::: TPC Open sasa Aprili 5 ::: Yanga yaweka mikakati ya kuiangamiza Alakhdar ::: Simba kuunguruma leo? ::: Mtibwa yashinda ::: Mgonjwa asimulia yaliyompata saluni ::: Mamlaka 7 zaomba zipandishe gharama za maji ::: Mtoto mdogo atelekezwa baa Dar ::: Matatizo Dawasco yasimsubiri Waziri Mkuu ::: Ni ufisadi mtupu Pasaka ::: Jumapili Mar 23, 2008

Wakazi wa eneo la Kipunguni jijini Dar es Salaam, wakiangalia mabehewa ya Treni ya TARAZA yaliyoanguka leo. Hadi kufikiwa leo mchana, hakukuwa na taarifa za kuwapo majeruhi katika eneo hilo ambalo hutumiwa pia na waenda kwa miguu. (Picha na Yusuf Badi).

HABARI INAYOONGOZA LEO:: Ni ufisadi mtupu Pasaka *Maaskofu wasema unanyang’anya haki ya Watanzania *Mwingine aitaka Serikali kutopoteza muda na tume SIKUKUU ya Pasaka ya

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Makerere lecturers say they are sexually harassed

Makerere lecturers say they are sexually harassed While campus girls always accused lecturers of demanding sex for marks, a Saturday Vision survey reveals that a number of lecturers are sexually harassed by female students. More...

PICTURES OF THE WEEK Presidential Guard Brigade (PGB) soldiers clashed with Col. Muammar Gadaffi’s guards at Nakivubo Stadium on Wednesday. The soldiers had attempted to keep some of Gadaffi’s guards away from the VIP section. A scuffle ensued as both security details tried to assert themselves. TOP: PGB men realise that too many Arabs are following the presidents and try to stop them. BOTTOM: One of Gadaffi’s guards is wrestled to the ground as everyone is pushed out of the VIP area. More... National First Lady calls for parental responsibility The First Lady, Janet Museveni, has said the traditional family hierarchy, where parents took the central role in child upbringing, must be revived. More... Typhoid kills 7 in Kapchorwa At least seven people have died of typhoid after drinking contaminated tap water in Kapchorwa district. More... Business Sorry we are updating this category. Check again later.. Sports Bombers finally settle for five LIGHT-flyweight Ronald Serugo has been named Bombers captain ahead of the Olympic boxing qualifiers in Windhoek, Namibia next week. More... Maji broke, Ssali at KCC MAJI’s trip to Mbale for a Super League game against CRO on Tuesday is in balance because of financial constraints. More... Today's Column For what you needed an axe! The Baganda, from whom I am proudly descended, have a saying, “Kyewayagaliza embazzi, kibuyaga asudde!” (For what you needed an axe, the wind has uprooted!) It carries the bonus: Spend no more energy, the deed is already done for you. We writers (of a sort!) even when not suffering from an active “writer’s block” spend anxious moments worrying where the next subject will spring from. More... Editorial Tolerate other religions Libyan leader Col Muammar Gadaffi caused uproar when he said the bible was doctored. Whereas Gadaffi made these remarks in a predominantly Christian country, it need not attract anger. That is what he believes in, and he is not the first person to say it. More...

Shocking revelations on KCSE fiasco

Shocking revelations on KCSE fiasco Last year’s Form Four candidates could have another shocker coming their way because the new pecking order drawn by the national examinations body has even more relegations and surprises. full story A nation waits for two-in-one cabinet Anxiety continues to grip senior politicians and top civil servants as the country waits for a new Cabinet line-up set to be unveiled on Tuesday. full story Two die as rains cause havoc in towns Two people died and more than 2,000 others were displaced after an overnight downpour in Marsabit District. full story Obama euphoria now hits music scene with a bang The American presidential race remains a vicious battle between Democrats Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. full story

Students of Bahati Girls’ School , Nakuru, celebrated the KCSE results with joy when they were first released. Tables have turned and they have been dropped from position 14 to 17. File Picture